Got It?

fable ~ post- spawning season.

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's mamak to work at McDonalds


2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tried to do


3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage


4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with


5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate


6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets


7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living


8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy ophthalmologist


9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does


10. LEFTBANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

Mukhriz wife was expecting and the baby was due any day. Mukhriz was very confident it would be a boy and was looking forward to the D-day. As fate would have it, he was asked to go to another country by PM, for a month to attend to some urgent matters, and had to leave immediately. Before going, he asked his father the slimy one, to send sms confirming birth of his son. But in order to avoid giving party and treat to his entourage, the stingy Mukhriz asked his father to write "the clock has arrived" and he would understand that the son is born.The D-day arrived. His wife delivered a little baby girl. The slimy one didn't know what to do. If he writes "the clock has arrived" Mukhriz will think he has got a son. If he writes "clock has not arrived" Mukriz will get worried that something serious has happened. But being a very intelligent person, he finds a solution and Mukhriz received the sms, read it eagerly and the message reads

“THE CLOCK HAS ARRIVED, BUT THE PENDULUM IS MISSING”

When Pigs fly!

1Malaysia = Racial equality?????

I've heard it said that pigs do fly
and that they now rule the Malaysian sky.
That may sound strange but, if it's right,
I don't suppose they'll fly a wau kite.
I'll bet, instead, they'll have to train
so they can learn to fly an LCCT plane,
or join the Army where they'll get
to learn to fly a wobbly fighter jet.

Or maybe they'll grow kris-shaped piggy wings,
or put on shoes from ill-gotten gains,
or fly in full-fared 1st class comfort,
or opt for discounts on firefly planes,
or ol' MIG planes like a flying ace,
or invade LV or Pavillion's space,
or Russian shuttles at a doctor's pace.

However since pigs decided to fly,
as long as they are way up high
and busy buzzing all around
instead of grunting on the ground,
I think it's safe to say I'll love
to see them soaring up above.
I'm sure I won't be shocked or shaken.
Still, I'll prob'ly miss the bacon.

His Holiness The 14th Dalai Lama, Tenzin Gyatso

I could be caught up in the most mundane errand and a surge of awareness presents itself by tickling my intuition located in the pit of my stomach.

I'm left with a vision of your being, clear as midday, like you're standing before me rather than an apparition inside a memory.

What's so fascinating to me is that there never seems to be a preceding trigger.... no song snippet, no reminiscing thought of a time we were face to face as you lightly touched my face in loving embrace.

It seems like this surge of you appears like a random flash of light that shines into a crevasse I'm not even acknowledging at the time I'm focused on the routine.

I see you. I feel your love envelop me.
I sense your wrinkled smile behind my own eyes.
Your presence in my mind warms me.

Sanskrit/Tibetan and Translation
Gang ri ra way kor way zhing kham dir ...... In the land encircled by snow mountains
Phan dang de wa ma lu jung way nay ..... You are the source of all happiness and good;
Chen re sig wang ten zin gya tso yi ..... All powerful Chenresig, Tenzin Gyatso
Zhab pay si tay bar du tan gyur chig ..... Please remain until samsara ends.


Countless salutations and Happy 74th Birthday Your Holiness, my Precious Guru. May your aspirations be fulfilled without hindrance!

Life's Recipe

life's sweet moments

A Recipe For A Human

by +Ant+

Take the fruit of evolution
Extract the drops of intelligence
Add-in dallops of compassion
make it into a solution


Then stir in a bowl
a spoon of fear taken from a memory
a cup of happiness extracted from a melody
a pinch of C'est la vie


Pour a billion words in a blender
till you got a social stew
Spread it on a layer of gender
Sift out the bad in a colander


Add the mixture from the bowl
Heat in the oven of life
Garnish with a purpose and a soul
Fillings of creativity minus the strife


Take it with love and sensitivity
and a sprinkle of forgive ity
add a dash of continuity
which ensures longevity


Have a wonderful spread of goodness this new week, dear friends!

Eat, Drink & Be Merry!

one of my fav foods ~ smoked salmon waldorf salad

This week's quest to quell the emo outbreak via doses of humour posts continues! After reading this article on these Qs & mind-boggling As, I filled up on my daily intake of greens via a succulent steak! SK & Leu, I'm sure this article brings great relief to you guys; as it has to me :P LOLZ

Enjoy!

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste it on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer. That's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn! And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Anyway, 1% of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers. So people who don't drink are very dangerous because they cause 99% of traffic accidents.

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ... Good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!! .... Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger.You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO … Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It's the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! 'Round' is a shape! Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets. And remember: 'Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand, chocolate in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, 'WOO HOO, what a Ride!'
AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
1. Eat and drink what you like.
2. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.
3. 'Today' is a gift. That is why it is called 'The Present'.

Do you agree? LOL